Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, these promises speak of true friendship - no cutesy smiley faces, just the stone cold truth.
1.) When you are sad - I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew.
2.) When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3.) When you smile - I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4.) When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5.) When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6.) When you are confused - I will use little words.
7.) When you are sick - stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever the heck you have.
8.) When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.
9.) This is my oath - I pledge it to the end. Because you are my friend.
Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth!
Aren't you glad you're my friend??? I**heart** you all!!
B
4 comments:
*when you are confused...i will use little words*!!! was that one for me? this list was hilarious. and truly does define the real kinda friendship.
Also, when you call me at 3am and need an alibi, I will give you an ironclad one and take it to the grave........what???
I 'bout peed my pants laughing at this.
Oh that is hilarious! Can I borrow it? I have a few people to pass it on to.
(Love your blog!)
Bonnie
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