Great Truths

Great truths that little children have learned:

**No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
**When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
**If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
**Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.
**You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
**Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
**Never hold a Dust Buster and a cat at the same time.
**You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
**Don't wear polka dot underwear under white shorts.
**The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

These crack me up every time they come around to my inbox. Hope they make you giggle just a little. Remember, laughing is good exercise - it's like jogging on the inside!

B.