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Friday, March 12, 2010

Things You Cannot Do with Fakey-Jakey Nails

1.) Pick celery strings out of your teeth
2.) Get a good scratch going (they're smooth as glass)
3.) Pick up the bobby pin you dropped in the sink
4.) Open the "pop top" can of mandarin oranges you want to put in your salad
5.) Text
6.) Clean out your other finger nails

I should get a pool going for how long these lovelies will last on my fingers! The lovely pointing and gesturing is getting old fast and I really need to scratch my arm!!

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